Pulse editor | Fun? Bring it on. Halloween? Not a fan.

I'm not a big fan of Halloween. Some people assume this is because I'm worried demons from a nether realm do actually return to Earth this one night every year and will harvest my eyeballs to use as jewelry for their betrothed. Others have spread word that a life of food allergies has trained me to be afraid of Oct. 31. Neither is accurate.

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